Belly Laughs

#1:

How do you make a witch scratch?     (take away “w” from the word witch)

#2:

What is the center of gravity?       ( letter “v”)

#3:

Why was there thunder and lightening in the lab?   ( the scientists were doing_brainstorming_)

#4:

What did one candle say to the other candle?   (Let’s go out tonight! )

#5:

What goes around a pasture but never moves?  ( fence)

#6:

What kind of flower grows on your faces? (tulips)

#7:

what did one ghost say to the other ghost? (Don’t spook until you are spooken to! )

#8:

What two letters of the alphabet contain nothing? ( MT.)

#9:

What letter is found in a cup? (T.)

Happy Wednesday!

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