Sunday 160-Do You Know a Guy Called Pi?

“Do you know a guy called pi?”
“Pie?”
“Do you know the area of a unit circle?”
“No,not possible.”
“Have you heard of a number called pi?”
“Pi? Oh, My!”

 *****

What can you say in 160 characters? (spaces included)

Check it out on  Monkey Man.

I used the character calculator
http://www.design215.com/toolbox/character_count.php

Monkey Business

#1:

What is the first thing an ape learns in school?

#2:

When do monkeys fall from the sky?

#3:

What do you call an exploding monkey?

#4:

What is chimp’s favorite cookies?

#5:

How do you catch a monkey?

Solutions:

#1: Ape, B, C’s

#2:Ape-ril Fool’s Day  (In America, on April fool’s day, people tell silly whoppers or lies to have fun)

#3:A baboom

#4:chocolate chimp cookies

#5:hang from the tree and make yourself look like a banana.

*****

Hello, How are You?

 

Thank You for trying!

Happy Happy Saturday!

YOU Rock!

😉 😉 😉

When You Have Been Wounded By Loss

When you have been wounded by loss,

What are you supposed to do?

Toughen up,

Or move on with softened heart?

Toughness breeds bitterness,

Bitterness produces indifference,

Or ignorance.

Armoring yourself leads to gross

Sameness.

Thus,

Suffering is unbearable,

But it stretches your capacity of love.

Keep love

Alive

With softened heart,

You are brave in daring to love

And raise above.

With love remaining to you,

With love from the Divine being lasting and true,

Loss is absorbed

And loss is transformed into deeper love.

Weekend Funnies Week 3—There Once Was A Girl Named Daisy

There once was a girl named Daisy,

She was well known for being lazy.

She would not take any shower

Or wipe her mouth with a paper towel;

She would not brush her teeth

Or say a friendly phrase such as PLEASE;

She would not work or study hard,

Thus she is not given a credit card;

She refuses to listen

And she gets punished often;

She never wins

Because she complains.

“She is slothful.”

“She is sinful.”

People avoid her as if she is trash

That worth No cash.

Until she develops a crush

On a man who makes a liviing with his paint brush.

Daisy becomes less crazy,

Once she stops being lazy,

Love has her empowered,

and she learns to have herself showered,

She is properly dressed

And has her man impressed.

Daisy tries hard

And wins his heart.

“She is beautiful,”

“She is mindful.”

People greet her as if she is a queen

Who is sharp and keen.

Daisy’s story fills people with laughter,

After she and her man have lived happily after.

*****

Hello, How are You?

This poem is Jingle’s work of fiction,

I hope that YOU have fun reading it.

Happy Saturday!

😉 🙂 😉

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules or detailed information, please visit:Shakira

A new friend, KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”, She and Shakira have

decided to “smart partner” , hence feel free to link up for more fun.