Weekend Funnies Week 12-Belly Laughs

#1:

What occurs 4 times in “every week“, 2 times in “every month“, and once in “a year“?

#2:

If two is a company, three is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?

#3:

What did one knife say to the other knife?

#4:

What has two hands, a big round face, always runs but stays in the same place?

#5:

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

#6:

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

#7:

Why can’t the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?

#8:

what kind of bean doesn’t grow in a gadren?

Solutions:

#1: The Letter _____! (Please fill a single letter in to complete the solution ;))

#2:_____(One word)

#3:You look pretty sharp today. ( 😉 done 4 u)

#4:_____(easy, please guess something we use very day.)

#5:Because they are shellfish. (  😉 done 4 u)

#6:___________(two words, please guess ;))

#7:The corn has ears, and the potatoes have eyes. (   😉 done 4 u)

#8:human bean (  😉 done 4 u)

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Belly Laughs

#1:

How do you make a witch scratch?     (take away “w” from the word witch)

#2:

What is the center of gravity?       ( letter “v”)

#3:

Why was there thunder and lightening in the lab?   ( the scientists were doing_brainstorming_)

#4:

What did one candle say to the other candle?   (Let’s go out tonight! )

#5:

What goes around a pasture but never moves?  ( fence)

#6:

What kind of flower grows on your faces? (tulips)

#7:

what did one ghost say to the other ghost? (Don’t spook until you are spooken to! )

#8:

What two letters of the alphabet contain nothing? ( MT.)

#9:

What letter is found in a cup? (T.)

Happy Wednesday!