Weekend Funnies Week 12-Belly Laughs


What occurs 4 times in “every week“, 2 times in “every month“, and once in “a year“?


If two is a company, three is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?


What did one knife say to the other knife?


What has two hands, a big round face, always runs but stays in the same place?


Why don’t oysters give to charity?


What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?


Why can’t the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?


what kind of bean doesn’t grow in a gadren?


#1: The Letter _____! (Please fill a single letter in to complete the solution ;))

#2:_____(One word)

#3:You look pretty sharp today. ( 😉 done 4 u)

#4:_____(easy, please guess something we use very day.)

#5:Because they are shellfish. (  😉 done 4 u)

#6:___________(two words, please guess ;))

#7:The corn has ears, and the potatoes have eyes. (   😉 done 4 u)

#8:human bean (  😉 done 4 u)


Welcome To Weekend Funnies Week 12.

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Belly Laughs


How do you make a witch scratch?     (take away “w” from the word witch)


What is the center of gravity?       ( letter “v”)


Why was there thunder and lightening in the lab?   ( the scientists were doing_brainstorming_)


What did one candle say to the other candle?   (Let’s go out tonight! )


What goes around a pasture but never moves?  ( fence)


What kind of flower grows on your faces? (tulips)


what did one ghost say to the other ghost? (Don’t spook until you are spooken to! )


What two letters of the alphabet contain nothing? ( MT.)


What letter is found in a cup? (T.)

Happy Wednesday!