Belly Laughs


How do you make a witch scratch?     (take away “w” from the word witch)


What is the center of gravity?       ( letter “v”)


Why was there thunder and lightening in the lab?   ( the scientists were doing_brainstorming_)


What did one candle say to the other candle?   (Let’s go out tonight! )


What goes around a pasture but never moves?  ( fence)


What kind of flower grows on your faces? (tulips)


what did one ghost say to the other ghost? (Don’t spook until you are spooken to! )


What two letters of the alphabet contain nothing? ( MT.)


What letter is found in a cup? (T.)

Happy Wednesday!