Weekend Funnies

#1: What bird can lift the most?  (A crane)

#2: What can you hold without ever touching it? (A conversation)

#3: What clothes does a house wear? (Address)

#4: What do the moon and the false teeth have in common?

(They both come out at night time)

#5: What are the strongest days of the week?

(Saturday and Sunday, the rest are all week (weak) days.)

#6: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

(hot, because everyone can catch a cold)

#7: What is the most dangerous city? (Electricity)

Weekend Funnies

Unintentionally,

I stumbled into a fish tank,

wow,

Please tell me how

to get rid of the yank

from the naughty fish

to grant my freedom wish!

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For Lots of Laughter (Stumble)

Shakira at YOU ARE NEVER ALONE! cohosts meme WEEKEND FUNNIES with Gattina at WRITERS CRAMPS

Happy Sunday!

U Rock!

Rib Ticklers-Laugh With Jingle

It is Saturday, time 4 some laughters.

#1: What has one horn and gives milk?

Answer: a milk truck.

#2: What’s gray, eat fish, and lives in Washington D. C.?

Answer: The Presidential Seal.

#3: What did the rug say to the floor?

Answer: Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.

#4: What did the necktie say to the hat?

Answer: You go ahead, I’ll hang around for a while.

#5: If a long dress is an evening wear, What is a suit of armor?

Answer: Silverwear.

#6: What bird can lift the most?

Answer: A crane.

#7: what can you hold without ever touching it?

Answer: a conversation.

#8: What clothes does a house wear?

Answer: Address.

Thank You!

Happy End of July!

Have Fun With Fish

love u, fish.

It Could Be Wrong 2 follow the Crowd.

Wow!

I Am Guilty.

Come on, Buggy.

Different Living Spaces

Dinner Is Yummy.

E Fish Bubble Fun

Fish Kiss

Not A Catfish, But A Fish Cat

Help, Get Me Out of Here!

Here U Go, Kitty!

I Am A fish On Diet!

Help Me Survive, Please!

Join Us, We R Tweeting On Tweeter.

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Happy Sunday!

😉 😉 😉

Weekend Funnies-Fat Cat, Sweet Cat

The city cats are fatter,

The country cats are sweeter,

Does it matter

That which type is better?

No,

I don’t think so.

The city cats

prefer FAT

While the country cats

Enjoy a RAT.

No need to make an expedition

To reinforce a particupar position.

We have to let them loose

The way we treat a moose.

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This post is an entry for weekend Funnies hosted by

Shakira and Hooray for Saturday hosted by Kathy…

I apologize for the absence in the past few weeks, I am tired

and have run out of materials to post for the funnies. I hope

that you enjoy this one! Cheers!

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Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME

Weekend Funnies Week 14-Two Haikus

Haiku #1:

Worry no more, Spiders,

I will keep your net casually

To attract more food providers.

Haiku #2:

Mosquito at my ear,

Does it think I am deaf?

Leave me alone, my dear.

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Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Weekend Funnies Week 13-Fun Ways 2 Say Happy Birthday

Hello, how R U?

15 Fun Ways To Say Happy Birthday To You,

Referring 2 Those Who Were born in June!

Have A Sunny and Funny Sunday!

This post is an entry for weekend Funnies hosted by

Shakira and Hooray for Saturday hosted by Kathy…

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!

Weekend Funnies Week 12-Belly Laughs

#1:

What occurs 4 times in “every week“, 2 times in “every month“, and once in “a year“?

#2:

If two is a company, three is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?

#3:

What did one knife say to the other knife?

#4:

What has two hands, a big round face, always runs but stays in the same place?

#5:

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

#6:

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

#7:

Why can’t the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?

#8:

what kind of bean doesn’t grow in a gadren?

Solutions:

#1: The Letter _____! (Please fill a single letter in to complete the solution ;))

#2:_____(One word)

#3:You look pretty sharp today. ( 😉 done 4 u)

#4:_____(easy, please guess something we use very day.)

#5:Because they are shellfish. (  😉 done 4 u)

#6:___________(two words, please guess ;))

#7:The corn has ears, and the potatoes have eyes. (   😉 done 4 u)

#8:human bean (  😉 done 4 u)

Greetings!

Welcome To Weekend Funnies Week 12.

Hope that You Enjoy Some Free Fun!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!

Weekend Funnies Week 6-Funny Farm (Continued)

#1:

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

#2:

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

#3:

What happens when frogs park illegally?

#4:

How do you catch a squirrel?

#5:

Where do cows go for vacation?

Solutions:

#1:_______Easy, please do try!

#2: Odor in the court

#3:_______See if YOU can do it!

#4:Climb up in the tree and act like a nut.

#5: Moo York.

Hello, How are You?

Happy Saturday!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules or detailed information, please visit Shakira at

Shakira

A new friend, KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”, Kathy and Shakira have

decided to ”smart partner” , hence feel free to link up for more fun.

Weekend Funnies Week 5-But A Fierce Tempered Man To Marry

Suppose,

There is No mile-long-tailed bird to tease,

No forest-sized fire burn to ease,

But a fierce tempered man to marry,

Do you worry or tarry?

Oh, Yes,

I surely guess.

I Beg,

My dear friend Meg,

You have to hearten your man first,

Feed him soft music

So that no lion like roars to burst.

Life is cool,

The sky is blue,

The turf is grassy,

Who dares to bully Meg, YOU, by being bossy?

Try your best, Meg,

Stop him from being a rotten egg.

A bad tempered man is not that bad,

As long as his heart itches for YOU as a lad.

If the fierce tempered man is a fire,

Meg, you shall be the water to calm his desire.

Love shall never expire,

Follow him until both of you retire.

Hello, How are You?

Happy Saturday!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules or detailed information, please visit Shakira at

Shakira

A new friend, KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”, Kathy and Shakira have

decided to ”smart partner” , hence feel free to link up for more fun.