Weekend Funnies

Unintentionally,

I stumbled into a fish tank,

wow,

Please tell me how

to get rid of the yank

from the naughty fish

to grant my freedom wish!

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This post entered the following memes:

KATHY@ME AND MY MEME

For Lots of Laughter (Stumble)

Shakira at YOU ARE NEVER ALONE! cohosts meme WEEKEND FUNNIES with Gattina at WRITERS CRAMPS

Happy Sunday!

U Rock!

Weekend Funnies-Fat Cat, Sweet Cat

The city cats are fatter,

The country cats are sweeter,

Does it matter

That which type is better?

No,

I don’t think so.

The city cats

prefer FAT

While the country cats

Enjoy a RAT.

No need to make an expedition

To reinforce a particupar position.

We have to let them loose

The way we treat a moose.

…

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This post is an entry for weekend Funnies hosted by

Shakira and Hooray for Saturday hosted by Kathy…

I apologize for the absence in the past few weeks, I am tired

and have run out of materials to post for the funnies. I hope

that you enjoy this one! Cheers!

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME

Weekend Funnies Week 13-Fun Ways 2 Say Happy Birthday

Hello, how R U?

15 Fun Ways To Say Happy Birthday To You,

Referring 2 Those Who Were born in June!

Have A Sunny and Funny Sunday!

This post is an entry for weekend Funnies hosted by

Shakira and Hooray for Saturday hosted by Kathy…

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!

Shakira, Where R U?-FACE OF THE WEEK #14

Shakira, Where R U?

Sweet and beautiful

Helpful hands

Admirable poet

Keen on everything

Innovative and inspiring

Radiant and witty

An amazing friend

WE MISS U! SHAKIRA!

I noticed that many poets, including Trisha and Wordwand, are asking a big question: what happened to Shakira? what’s going on with Shakira? Jingle has no clear ideas…But she is out there, she seems not feeling very well. Thus, this post is for HER!

Please Visit Shaikra’s blog at : http://justmeshakirack.blogspot.com/

To give her the attention, encouragement, and love she truly deserves!

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This post is an entry for a Meme called FACE of The Week hosted by Special Peepol at:

http://spacialpeepol.blogspot.com/2010/05/scheming-hen-face-of-week-14.html

To share your “Face Of The Week” all you need to do is:
Face Of The Week Rules:
1) Post a ‘Face Of The Week’ photo on your blog
2) After posting your ‘Face Of The Week’ photo, add your name and link by clicking on the “CLICK HERE to enter your link” link seen below.
3) Be sure that your link goes directly to your ‘Face Of The Week’ post.
4) Link ‘Face Of The Week’ to your post so others will know where to go if they want to join.
5) Please also make comments on other ‘Face Of The Week’ participant’s blogs.
Feel free to be creative and don’t forget this meme is for any ‘Face’.

This meme runs Monday through Thursday (May 31, 2010-June 3, 2010), so feel free to link your post anytime within that time frame.

Please join the fun!

Looking forward to seeing YOUR wonderful faces!

😉 😉 😉

Weekend Funnies Week 12-Belly Laughs

#1:

What occurs 4 times in “every week“, 2 times in “every month“, and once in “a year“?

#2:

If two is a company, three is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?

#3:

What did one knife say to the other knife?

#4:

What has two hands, a big round face, always runs but stays in the same place?

#5:

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

#6:

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

#7:

Why can’t the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?

#8:

what kind of bean doesn’t grow in a gadren?

Solutions:

#1: The Letter _____! (Please fill a single letter in to complete the solution ;))

#2:_____(One word)

#3:You look pretty sharp today. ( 😉 done 4 u)

#4:_____(easy, please guess something we use very day.)

#5:Because they are shellfish. (  😉 done 4 u)

#6:___________(two words, please guess ;))

#7:The corn has ears, and the potatoes have eyes. (   😉 done 4 u)

#8:human bean (  😉 done 4 u)

Greetings!

Welcome To Weekend Funnies Week 12.

Hope that You Enjoy Some Free Fun!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!

Association Meme With Alice Audrey

Alice Audrey hosts the Association Meme.  This is what she said:

“Play the Association game between now and May 31st, and enter your post in the links bellow, and I’ll put your name in the hat to win a silver ingot.

Have you ever played the word association game? In that game, someone will say a word, then the next person says the first word they think of. Each person who follows simply says what ever word comes to mind, based on the previous word.

For instance:
Person 1: red
Person 2: bull
Person 3: pasture
Person 4: grass
etc.”

RULES

1. Anyone can play, whether they have been tagged or not.
2. Include the rules and logo in your post.
3. Copy out all the responses that were made before you.
4. Link to each of the people who responded before you.
5. Put in your response. Your response can be as little as a single word or as much as 100 words. It can be a word, a phrase, an image, a song, a video, a story, or a short rant.
6. Tag anyone you would like to challenge to play this game. You do not have to tag anyone.
7. You can do this any time you run across it, even if you were one of the previous responders.

This is what players have responded so far:

1. Excitement (Alice Audrey) http://www.aliceaudrey.com/?p=4313

2. Thrill (Hootin’ Anni) http://hootin–anni.blogspot.com/2010/03/days-of-yore.html

3. Suspense (Hazel) http://delineatingdes.blogspot.com/2010/03/honor-and-awards.html

4. Murder (Thom – the first time) http://tp4ww.com/a-tag-for-the-association-meme/

5. Premeditated (PattiKen): http://pattiken-pattiken.blogspot.com/2010/05/association.html

6. Intentions (Thom) http://tp4ww.com/association-meme-and-you-have-got-to-see-this/

7. Plans (Quilly) http://quilldancer.com/2010/05/15/association-meme/

Alice Writes:

8. Two men huddled secretly around a map, pointing and whispering when the door is flung open. (Me. Hey, nothing in the rules says it can only be one word. This is just what came to mind.)

I am adding :

9: Surprise

Now I can either tag someone or leave it open. Just to add more to her plate. I tag Shakira at you are never alone.

Family Friday/Round Robin at Jingle’s

A  Bookmark by Jingle

A Bracelet by Jingle

After my 2nd boy was born, I decided to stay at home and become a full time Mom. I made bookmarks and bracelets and wholesaled  them to somewhere in MS of the U. S.  Sorry I lost the instructions of how to make them. But I feel excited to share the image with you. These images are from Jingle originally and YES, you can take them from the computer.

Family Fridays is hosted by

Amy at Keeping up with the Schultz Family

Lori at Peterson~St. Louis

Please visit all participants to enjoy family stories:

1. Peterson~St. Louis
2. When it is not wise to be ignorant.
3. Evonne @ All You Need is Love
4. Keeping up with the Schultz Family
5. Civil war ancestor-Tin & Sparkle
6. Terra Del Sole

and Round Robin is hosted by

Amy at Keeping up with the Schultz Family

Please visit all entries for more round robin posts:

1. When it is not wise to be ignorant.
2. Smorkies-The Newest Ultimate Evil Cookie
3. Win a 6 Pack Of Olivias Croutons!
4. Susies Homemade
5. Michelle~Vegy Medley
6. Evonne @ All You Need is Love
7. Simple, Yummy Chocolate @ 7 All Together
8. Brimful Curiosities
9. now featuring. . . Amy! Just a Happy Housewife
10. Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies EAT @ SCM
11. Diann @ The Thrifty Groove (giveaway)
12. You are next…
    Click here to enter

Hope that you all have a Happy Friday!

😉 😉 😉

Breaking News-Someone Will Be With You Shortly

A book to Share with You!

Jingle‘s newest blogging buddy Katherine Krige at Katherine had her very first contest in the blog-sphere.

Here is what she said:

“That’s right! For all of you lovely people out there that come by to visit and post a comment, I will throw your name into a hat for the chance at winning a copy of the book. Indeed! So just go over there to the comment link and leave me your two cents worth and an email address so that I can find you later, and you too can pester your family, pets or dust mites with the sounds of your mirth  as you flip the pages of Kogan’s book. Come one, come all…”

See more details at A New Day via link below: (April 28, 2010)

http://krigek.blogspot.com/2010/04/someone-will-be-with-you-shortly.html

Katherine announced the winner on May 4, 2010:

http://krigek.blogspot.com/2010/05/and-winner-is.html

Jingle has won the book titled Someone Will Be With You Shortly.

The book is in Jingle’s hand right now, today is May 10, 2010. What A Mircale.

Kathrine is a three times published author
–Reworked Dreams; Shadows and Light, 1996
–A Tick-Tock of the Clock on a Wednesday Night so Fine; The National Library of Poetry, 1997

Where the multi-media roam;
–Odyssey: A Journey of a Lifetime; Two-page article, including pictures in the London Free Press, Dec 1996
*topic- recounting of my ten-month journey through the African continent through journal entries and pictures with an introduction written by herself.

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Thank you, Kathrine, for joining our Thursday Poets’ Rally and for being supportive of Jingle.  Jingle is proud of your achievement and wishing you much success in near future. xxx

Gratitude With Attitude Award from Jingle

Princess Katherine Award

Butterfly Mom Award

Kathrine, The Three Awards from above Are for YOU. Enjoy!

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Purple Angel from Viola

http://billmanson.blogspot.com/2010/05/friendship-awards-from-jingle.html

Pink Flowers from Doraz

http://dorazsays.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/new-study-laugh-with-doraz/

From Alina:

http://2a24.wordpress.com/2010/05/08/kindness-card-for-you-all/

From INKBox Illustrations:

http://alonsohenry.wordpress.com/2010/05/06/kindness-card-to-all-my-fellow-blogger-friends/

From Shakira:

Me got award,tribute and nominations for you here. hugs shakira

Jingle is grateful for your kind intentions, you rock, Kathrine, Viola, Alina, and Shakira. xxx

I share the three gifts on the bottom with all of you.

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For the Book Jingle receive  Someone Will Be With You Shortly ,  Jingle is still reading it.

Due to the female perspective of the book, and the fairness to pick a winner, she decide to KEEP THE BOOK for herself. Apology goes to all of you, especially Jannie Funster who commented to win…

PEACE! Happy Day!

Have fun!

😉 😉 😉

Weekend Funnies Week 9-Funny Kitties VS Funny Kids

Greetings!

Welcome To Weekend Funnies Week 9.

Hope that You Enjoy Some Free Fun!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!

Weekend Funnies Week 8-You Cannot Catch ME, Can You?

You Cannot Catch ME, Can You? 😉

Greetings!

Welcome To Weekend Funnies Week 8.

Hope that You Enjoy Some Free Fun!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!