My Passion Is 2 Make U Happy

My Passion is 2 make U Happy.

The following are my entry of JOKES to make U laugh… 😉 😉 😉

#1: Why did the farmer plant seeds in a pond?

Answer: He wanted to grow watermelons.

#2: Who is snow white’s brother?

Answer: Egg white, Get the Yolk?

#3: Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?

Answer: Because it makes U break out.

#4: Why do bananas put on suntan lotion?

Answer: To keep from peeling.

#5: Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?

Answer: because he could not concentrate.

#6: Why did the jelly roll?

Answer: Because it saw the apple turn over.

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This post is an entry for My Passion,

A meme hosted at Terra Del Sol for “Mia Monday“

Do you have passion to share?

If your answer is Yes, then go see Kimberly...

Happy Mia Monday!

I Am Lucky 2 Live In The Best Possible Neighborhood!

This post is an entry for neighbors,

A meme hosted at Terra Del Sol for “Mia Monday“

Do you have any beautiful experiences about your neighbors to share?

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I find myself enjoying writing these to share…

Happy Mia Monday!

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I am lucky to live in the best possible neighborhood,

Where one can always count on good mood.

On special occasions,

We will pay each other special attentions.

July 4th Parade,

Halloween trick and treat,

…

Everything is preprepared,

Everything makes one feel great!

Trust and friendships are maintained,

While respect and indivudual space are obtained.

We stay on our own homes almost all the time,

We alert one another if there exists a crime.

Each household has one’s lawn cut in timmely manner,

Chritsmas lights make the surroundings look even better.

The side walks are sparkly clean,

The grass looks charmingly green.

Kids are all well behaved,

Drive ways are perfectly paved.

I feel peaceful, and cheerful to live in where I am,

Welcome to my neightborhood, thanks to Uncle Sam.

__Jingle on June 21, 2010___

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