It is Saturday, time 4 some laughters.
#1: What has one horn and gives milk?
Answer: a milk truck.
#2: What’s gray, eat fish, and lives in Washington D. C.?
Answer: The Presidential Seal.
#3: What did the rug say to the floor?
Answer: Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.
#4: What did the necktie say to the hat?
Answer: You go ahead, I’ll hang around for a while.
#5: If a long dress is an evening wear, What is a suit of armor?
#6: What bird can lift the most?
Answer: A crane.
#7: what can you hold without ever touching it?
Answer: a conversation.
#8: What clothes does a house wear?
Happy End of July!