Weekend Funnies

Unintentionally,

I stumbled into a fish tank,

wow,

Please tell me how

to get rid of the yank

from the naughty fish

to grant my freedom wish!

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KATHY@ME AND MY MEME

For Lots of Laughter (Stumble)

Shakira at YOU ARE NEVER ALONE! cohosts meme WEEKEND FUNNIES with Gattina at WRITERS CRAMPS

Happy Sunday!

U Rock!

Have Fun With Fish

love u, fish.

It Could Be Wrong 2 follow the Crowd.

Wow!

I Am Guilty.

Come on, Buggy.

Different Living Spaces

Dinner Is Yummy.

E Fish Bubble Fun

Fish Kiss

Not A Catfish, But A Fish Cat

Help, Get Me Out of Here!

Here U Go, Kitty!

I Am A fish On Diet!

Help Me Survive, Please!

Join Us, We R Tweeting On Tweeter.

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KATHY@ME AND MY MEME

has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please Join The FREE Fun!

Happy Sunday!

😉 😉 😉

Weekend Funnies-Fat Cat, Sweet Cat

The city cats are fatter,

The country cats are sweeter,

Does it matter

That which type is better?

No,

I don’t think so.

The city cats

prefer FAT

While the country cats

Enjoy a RAT.

No need to make an expedition

To reinforce a particupar position.

We have to let them loose

The way we treat a moose.

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This post is an entry for weekend Funnies hosted by

Shakira and Hooray for Saturday hosted by Kathy…

I apologize for the absence in the past few weeks, I am tired

and have run out of materials to post for the funnies. I hope

that you enjoy this one! Cheers!

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME

Weekend Funnies Week 13-Fun Ways 2 Say Happy Birthday

Hello, how R U?

15 Fun Ways To Say Happy Birthday To You,

Referring 2 Those Who Were born in June!

Have A Sunny and Funny Sunday!

This post is an entry for weekend Funnies hosted by

Shakira and Hooray for Saturday hosted by Kathy…

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!

Weekend Funnies Week 12-Belly Laughs

#1:

What occurs 4 times in “every week“, 2 times in “every month“, and once in “a year“?

#2:

If two is a company, three is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?

#3:

What did one knife say to the other knife?

#4:

What has two hands, a big round face, always runs but stays in the same place?

#5:

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

#6:

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

#7:

Why can’t the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden?

#8:

what kind of bean doesn’t grow in a gadren?

Solutions:

#1: The Letter _____! (Please fill a single letter in to complete the solution ;))

#2:_____(One word)

#3:You look pretty sharp today. ( 😉 done 4 u)

#4:_____(easy, please guess something we use very day.)

#5:Because they are shellfish. (  😉 done 4 u)

#6:___________(two words, please guess ;))

#7:The corn has ears, and the potatoes have eyes. (   😉 done 4 u)

#8:human bean (  😉 done 4 u)

Greetings!

Welcome To Weekend Funnies Week 12.

Hope that You Enjoy Some Free Fun!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!

Weekend Funnies Week 9-Funny Kitties VS Funny Kids

Greetings!

Welcome To Weekend Funnies Week 9.

Hope that You Enjoy Some Free Fun!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!

Weekend Funnies Week 8-You Cannot Catch ME, Can You?

You Cannot Catch ME, Can You? 😉

Greetings!

Welcome To Weekend Funnies Week 8.

Hope that You Enjoy Some Free Fun!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules , please visit Shakira at Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira!

Weekend Funnies Week 7-Seven Kinds of FUN

Seven Kinds of Fun

In Seven Day’s Run

Under The Same Sun!

Greetings!

Welcome To Weekend Funnies Week 7.

Hope that You Enjoy Some Free Fun!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules or detailed information, please visit Shakira at

Shakira

Also,  KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”!

Please visit Kathy and Shakira for free fun!

Weekend Funnies Week 6-Funny Farm (Continued)

#1:

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

#2:

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

#3:

What happens when frogs park illegally?

#4:

How do you catch a squirrel?

#5:

Where do cows go for vacation?

Solutions:

#1:_______Easy, please do try!

#2: Odor in the court

#3:_______See if YOU can do it!

#4:Climb up in the tree and act like a nut.

#5: Moo York.

Hello, How are You?

Happy Saturday!

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules or detailed information, please visit Shakira at

Shakira

A new friend, KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”, Kathy and Shakira have

decided to ”smart partner” , hence feel free to link up for more fun.

Weekend Funnies Week 3—There Once Was A Girl Named Daisy

There once was a girl named Daisy,

She was well known for being lazy.

She would not take any shower

Or wipe her mouth with a paper towel;

She would not brush her teeth

Or say a friendly phrase such as PLEASE;

She would not work or study hard,

Thus she is not given a credit card;

She refuses to listen

And she gets punished often;

She never wins

Because she complains.

“She is slothful.”

“She is sinful.”

People avoid her as if she is trash

That worth No cash.

Until she develops a crush

On a man who makes a liviing with his paint brush.

Daisy becomes less crazy,

Once she stops being lazy,

Love has her empowered,

and she learns to have herself showered,

She is properly dressed

And has her man impressed.

Daisy tries hard

And wins his heart.

“She is beautiful,”

“She is mindful.”

People greet her as if she is a queen

Who is sharp and keen.

Daisy’s story fills people with laughter,

After she and her man have lived happily after.

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Hello, How are You?

This poem is Jingle’s work of fiction,

I hope that YOU have fun reading it.

Happy Saturday!

😉 🙂 😉

Shakira is the host of Weekend Funnies ,

For Rules or detailed information, please visit:Shakira

A new friend, KATHY@ME AND MY MEME
has been hosting a meme called “Hooray for Saturday”, She and Shakira have

decided to “smart partner” , hence feel free to link up for more fun.