Have A Laugh Today

I am sharing some jokes:

#1: What word is always pronounced wrong?

#2: What do you lose whenever you stand up?

#3: What is very light, but cannot be held for long?

#4: What is the richest kind of air?

#5: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

#6: Why is the calendar so sad?


#1: Wrong

#2: Your lap

#3:____your turn

#4: ____your turn

#5:_____your turn

#6: Because its days are numbered.

Weekend Funnies

#1: What bird can lift the most?  (A crane)

#2: What can you hold without ever touching it? (A conversation)

#3: What clothes does a house wear? (Address)

#4: What do the moon and the false teeth have in common?

(They both come out at night time)

#5: What are the strongest days of the week?

(Saturday and Sunday, the rest are all week (weak) days.)

#6: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

(hot, because everyone can catch a cold)

#7: What is the most dangerous city? (Electricity)

Rib Ticklers-Laugh With Jingle

It is Saturday, time 4 some laughters.

#1: What has one horn and gives milk?

Answer: a milk truck.

#2: What’s gray, eat fish, and lives in Washington D. C.?

Answer: The Presidential Seal.

#3: What did the rug say to the floor?

Answer: Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.

#4: What did the necktie say to the hat?

Answer: You go ahead, I’ll hang around for a while.

#5: If a long dress is an evening wear, What is a suit of armor?

Answer: Silverwear.

#6: What bird can lift the most?

Answer: A crane.

#7: what can you hold without ever touching it?

Answer: a conversation.

#8: What clothes does a house wear?

Answer: Address.

Thank You!

Happy End of July!

Monkey Business


What is the first thing an ape learns in school?


When do monkeys fall from the sky?


What do you call an exploding monkey?


What is chimp’s favorite cookies?


How do you catch a monkey?


#1: Ape, B, C’s

#2:Ape-ril Fool’s Day  (In America, on April fool’s day, people tell silly whoppers or lies to have fun)

#3:A baboom

#4:chocolate chimp cookies

#5:hang from the tree and make yourself look like a banana.


Hello, How are You?


Thank You for trying!

Happy Happy Saturday!

YOU Rock!

😉 😉 😉

Laugh All The Way!

Everyone  wants some laughter, I have read and picked the following Jokes from a book called “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Boardroom“, using humor in Business Speaking, written by Michael Iapoce.


–> We considered giving each of the employees a unique kind of gift this year-batteries, toys not included.

–> My child did a Christmas drawing showing two camels approaching the inn and one going in the opposite direction. it said: “He is looking for a place to park.”

U. S. Cities/States:

–> [Beverly Hills] This is a pretty rich community. The unemployment office has valet parking.

–> [California] The heavy rains in winter cause a lot of problems, I got a ticket for going through a red light…and I was in a house at the time.

–> [New York City] When I got to New York I was told I could get an excellent room for just &30 a night. But the room was in New Jersey.

–> [Washington,D. C.] It’s a funny city. One week you’re on the cover of Time, the next week you’re doing it.


–> He’s a shrewd politician. He always sits to the left of Republicans, to the right of Democrats, and in front of any cameras.

–> If you want to learn about your family history, run for office…and the press will tell you everything.


–> Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping your watch to save time.

–> Doing business without advertising is like winking at a stranger in the dark. You know what you’re doing. But nobody else does.

–> Advertising without research is like shooting an arrow into the air and then looking for a target to catch it with.

I hope that you laugh all the way to Christmas! Take it Easy! 🙂

I find this link very hilarious, watch the video for 7 minutes, see how American woman learn to sound like a British woman by say certain words differently.