Humor #1: Why was the principal worried?
Humor #2: Why did the teacher in school wear sunglasses?
Humor #3: Why was the student’s report card all wet?
Humor #4: Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
Humor #5: Dad, can you write in the dark?
#2: Because his class was so bright.
#4: because he swept her off her feet.
#5: Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write?
Son: your name on this report card.
Happy Friday! Let’s see if you can answer questions to #1 and #3…
It is Saturday, time 4 some laughters.
#1: What has one horn and gives milk?
Answer: a milk truck.
#2: What’s gray, eat fish, and lives in Washington D. C.?
Answer: The Presidential Seal.
#3: What did the rug say to the floor?
Answer: Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.
#4: What did the necktie say to the hat?
Answer: You go ahead, I’ll hang around for a while.
#5: If a long dress is an evening wear, What is a suit of armor?
#6: What bird can lift the most?
Answer: A crane.
#7: what can you hold without ever touching it?
Answer: a conversation.
#8: What clothes does a house wear?
Happy End of July!