Everyone wants some laughter, I have read and picked the following Jokes from a book called “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Boardroom“, using humor in Business Speaking, written by Michael Iapoce.
Christmas:
–> We considered giving each of the employees a unique kind of gift this year-batteries, toys not included.
–> My child did a Christmas drawing showing two camels approaching the inn and one going in the opposite direction. it said: “He is looking for a place to park.”
U. S. Cities/States:
–> [Beverly Hills] This is a pretty rich community. The unemployment office has valet parking.
–> [California] The heavy rains in winter cause a lot of problems, I got a ticket for going through a red light…and I was in a house at the time.
–> [New York City] When I got to New York I was told I could get an excellent room for just &30 a night. But the room was in New Jersey.
–> [Washington,D. C.] It’s a funny city. One week you’re on the cover of Time, the next week you’re doing it.
Politics:
–> He’s a shrewd politician. He always sits to the left of Republicans, to the right of Democrats, and in front of any cameras.
–> If you want to learn about your family history, run for office…and the press will tell you everything.
Adverstising
–> Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping your watch to save time.
–> Doing business without advertising is like winking at a stranger in the dark. You know what you’re doing. But nobody else does.
–> Advertising without research is like shooting an arrow into the air and then looking for a target to catch it with.
I hope that you laugh all the way to Christmas! Take it Easy! 🙂
I find this link very hilarious, watch the video for 7 minutes, see how American woman learn to sound like a British woman by say certain words differently.
http://kimberlysays.wordpress.com/2009/12/22/how-to-speak-with-a-british-accent/
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Jingle Nozelar 