Oh, what’s going on?
Something seems wrong,
Charlotte yells at someone for a violation,
Angry God has descended from Heaven to an investigation.
Oh, this month is her birthday month,
Stars rally at Broadway wearing famous wigs,
“Hello from Hell”,
Charlotte waves her wand cell.
Crimes sparkle in dim light,
Police officers haunt with handcuffs handy,
Cruelty happens to all animals,
including child pornography of do-gooders.
Folks name October Charlotte,
Cases are piled high and wide,
Someone wags a finger in her face,
Charlotte has arrived to test the torture.