My Passion is 2 make U Happy.
The following are my entry of JOKES to make U laugh… 😉 😉 😉
#1: Why did the farmer plant seeds in a pond?
Answer: He wanted to grow watermelons.
#2: Who is snow white’s brother?
Answer: Egg white, Get the Yolk?
#3: Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?
Answer: Because it makes U break out.
#4: Why do bananas put on suntan lotion?
Answer: To keep from peeling.
#5: Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
Answer: because he could not concentrate.
#6: Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: Because it saw the apple turn over.
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This post is an entry for My Passion,
A meme hosted at Terra Del Sol for “Mia Monday“
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Happy Mia Monday!
Jingle Nozelar 
heheheheh… too cute!!!!
You are so versatile, Ji !!! Awesome! 🙂
This is so cute.
These are such cute and funny jokes, Jingle. I love them! Heartpsell
What a fun passion.. Have a great night.
I enjoyed a few laughs over this one. Very lighthearted. Fun. Thanks for posting!
lol. i like the orange one
Loved loved loved it…thanks for sharing:)
Too cute and fun. 🙂 Thanks for the smile. 🙂
Hey! Loved this! Thanks for all the smiles and laughs You just gifted. Very cool! Cheers and Namaste. 😆
Funny enough, Jingle…It was a delightful read.
I didn’t know Snow White’s brother was egg white. lol
Have a great week. 🙂
The snow white joke really made me laugh.
hahahahohohohoho
it brings smile on my face thnks alot
Aw, nice jokes!
divine…….goodness is god…
happiness is prayer and thanks to god..
.so one day some one asked how to make god laugh…..
first tell your plans….
and on top of it tell go to”jingle’s blog…..
bless you…
Thanks for the chuckle! I love the orange juice one the best!
hahha brilliant ji, needed that xxx I will come back on friday to vote for some poets, have a great day xxx
I’m ready now the next time I find myself in a room full of children!
Oh Jingle, these made me laugh like a kid here at the library. Such fun sweet simple great little jokes.
chocolate makes U break out.
The O.J. worker could not concentrate!! 🙂
xoxo
hilarious selection of Q and A 🙂