Why did the king draw straight lines?
Why was the scientist’ head wet?
What do you call two witches who live together?
What’s the problem with twin witches?
Who lives in a sand castle?
Why do witches fly on brooms?
#1:Because he is the ruler
#2:because he has a brainstorm
#4:You can not tell which witch is which.
#5:A sand witch
#6:Because vacuum cleaners are too___heavy_!
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broommates is brilliant! have a happy weekend! =)
thanks a lot!
I can’t figure out the answers to any of your open jokes. I’ll be back to find out what they are.
1st Day of Spring!
welcome check it out!
I have posted all the solutions to side slippers…
referring to yesterday’s post!
Oh, those were too funny!!
Well, I’d guess that vacuums are too sucky? 🙂
sucky is true,
but not correct!
Haha! I see you’re spreading good cheer as always. Have a great weekend! 🙂
you are awesome. 🙂
kind of you, 😉
teehee…much fun jingle…thanks for the encouragement…all went really well yesterday..beat tired and driving back…catch up with you soon!
nice to hear from you, Brian!
Heyyy Jingle you sure do come up with some good questions!!! Is the vacuum to heavy??? I hope you’re feeling better soon my dear friend!!!!
Love you much 😀 😀
smart girl, Pat!
Q:Why was the scientist’ head wet?
A: Because he/she had brainstorming (?)
this is the only question that i think i can answer.hehe
i enjoyed these!
good day to you jingle! 😉
you got that one cirrect!
hi jingle 🙂 thanks for linking up with my Hooray for Saturday meme 🙂 Your jokes are really cute
thank you for the cute remarks, Kathy.
Broommates…LOL Too funny 🙂
hope that you do enjoy some fun!
because vacuum cleaners are good suckers lol.. great post o wise one, luiv ya, my post will be on tomorrow, I never let my friends down xxx
you are nice man,
never let your friends down…
meet nice you!
I love riddles Broommates was awesome!
glad you like it, Amanda!
Wishing you a fun-filled weekend J!
thank you, Jamie!
your talent is too great. loved all the answers 🙂
you are sweetest!
Funny ones! I didn’t know some of those!
Have a great day 🙂
hope that you like them, 😉
You are such a riot, Jingle… I did not miss this post … just wanted to come back for the laugh. …YOU ROCK GIRL!
Thank you for your support and friendship.
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I enjoy your creativity and wit all the time!
Very funny answers,mon amie!! 😉
Thank you for the laugh!!!
Have a wonderful night or day!!! :);)
you are so kind and thoughtful,