Santa Appreciates No Ice-storm!

It’s Christmas morning, I hope that you have all your dreams come true, while friendships, family love, and traditions renew! Enjoy the following Haiku I write, have a Merry Christmas Day!

I:

It is not nice

For Santa to sacrifice

Because of stormy ice!

II:

Get warm,

Get warm,

Santa appreciates No ice-storm!

III:

You scream,

I scream,

We all scream to stop ice storm.

IV:

Like it or not,

Harry Potter is a wizard,

I am a blizzard.

V:

When ice dreams

About ice creams,

Ice beams.

VI:

Snow worms

Play snowball fights

After snow-storms.

VII:

Life is a stage,

Put on the show,

Stop the snow.

VIII:

Icy Bears

Icy Hares

make icy pairs.

Santa Clause Is Snoring!

Snow, snow, go away,

Come to visit some other day,

Santa and his children want to play,

Snow, snow, go away!

It’s snowing,

It’s flouring,

Santa Clause is snoring,

He bumped his head,

And he got upset,

He refused to get up this morning!

Snow, snow, go away,

Come again another day,

Children on earth want to celebrate Christmas day,

Snow, snow, go away!

Snow suddenly hits my place, I feel inspired to share this merry and musical lyric, which is called Rain, Rain, Go Away . The original version is cowritten by Gloria Shayne Baker and Noel Regney, the music is first recorded by Bobby Vinton. I replaced Rain by Snow, changed the subject to fit our current situation and hope that you like it. Thank You!

Count From 10 to 1, Double Your Holiday Fun!

Let’s count down until Christmas day!

10-Ten poles, Ten holes;

9-Nine chairs, Nine pears;

8-Eight ducks, Eight trucks;

7-Seven games, Seven names;

6-six dolls, Six rolls;

5-Five hoses, Five noses;

4-Four trains, Four stains;

3-Three chicks, Three tricks;

2-Two jars, Two cars;

1-One computer, One commuter.

Count it once,

Count it twice,

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1,

Double your holiday fun!

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Poets United (Thursday Thinking Tank: Family)

I Am A Rabbit With A Hopping Habit

Haiku about bunny rabbits or hares:

I:

I am a hare

Who is fair

And Willing to share!

II:

It is not funny

For a runaway bunny

To have alcohol in its tummy!

III:

I am a bunny

That is sunny

And Funny!

IV:

More wild than a rat,

I am a rabbit

With a hopping habit!

V:

No matter when, or where,

It is unwise to compare

A bunny and a hare!

VI:

My ears are long and flat,

My eyes are red,

Sunrise is the time I go to bed!

VII:

Stalking around your neighborhood

With carrots as my yummy food,

I feel sorry for my jumping mood!

I appreciate your support and wishing all of you a graceful day ahead! Thank you again! 🙂

A link to Rabbit movie, enjoy it!

http://johnnycat.wordpress.com/2009/12/30/my-favorite-rabbit-since-bugs-bunny/

The Care We Share Will Never Disappear!

A gift may be fancy,

A gift may be ordinary;

But only the one from the bottom of your heart

Is Absolutely extraordinary!

A grin may be large,

A grin may be small;

But the joy from helping others

Can not be measured at all!

Your skin may be white,

Your skin may be brown;

But if you are rich from within,

You will be recognized for being the most shining human being!

The sea may run dry,

The rocks may crumble;

But the care we share

Will never disappear!

PS: Ocean Wide Thanks for all you do and care, Wishing you A Very Merry Christmas and An Extraordinary Happy New Year!

Laugh All The Way!

Everyone  wants some laughter, I have read and picked the following Jokes from a book called “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Boardroom“, using humor in Business Speaking, written by Michael Iapoce.

Christmas:

–> We considered giving each of the employees a unique kind of gift this year-batteries, toys not included.

–> My child did a Christmas drawing showing two camels approaching the inn and one going in the opposite direction. it said: “He is looking for a place to park.”

U. S. Cities/States:

–> [Beverly Hills] This is a pretty rich community. The unemployment office has valet parking.

–> [California] The heavy rains in winter cause a lot of problems, I got a ticket for going through a red light…and I was in a house at the time.

–> [New York City] When I got to New York I was told I could get an excellent room for just &30 a night. But the room was in New Jersey.

–> [Washington,D. C.] It’s a funny city. One week you’re on the cover of Time, the next week you’re doing it.

Politics:

–> He’s a shrewd politician. He always sits to the left of Republicans, to the right of Democrats, and in front of any cameras.

–> If you want to learn about your family history, run for office…and the press will tell you everything.

Adverstising

–> Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping your watch to save time.

–> Doing business without advertising is like winking at a stranger in the dark. You know what you’re doing. But nobody else does.

–> Advertising without research is like shooting an arrow into the air and then looking for a target to catch it with.

I hope that you laugh all the way to Christmas! Take it Easy! 🙂

I find this link very hilarious, watch the video for 7 minutes, see how American woman learn to sound like a British woman by say certain words differently.

http://kimberlysays.wordpress.com/2009/12/22/how-to-speak-with-a-british-accent/


Snow Steals The Shows

Snow Haiku I:

Snow snows

Snow souls, and

Snow tells snow tales!

Snow Haiku II:

Bright,

White,

I touche your life with pride!

Snow Haiku III:

Being in the Divine’s good graces,

I descend to earth

To decorate your places!

Snow Haiku IV:

Lighter than rain,

More popular than frost,

I float in your sight, No cost!

Snow Haiku V:

Snow glows,

Snow blows,

Snow steals the shows.

Snow Haiku VI:

Let it snow,

Let the seeds you sow

Begin to grow!

Snow Haiku VII:

Snow dances

Space dances

Despite the snow trouble in snow Finances!

Everyone loves snow, snowflakes, snowman, and Snow-white stories. Snow reminds us of purity, innocence, and white plain joy. I write these seven(7) Haiku to celebrate Snow Days, hope that you enjoy it.

Let me know if you also like Snow! Or tell me which one is your favorite! Thank you!