It is Saturday, time 4 some laughters.
#1: What has one horn and gives milk?
Answer: a milk truck.
#2: What’s gray, eat fish, and lives in Washington D. C.?
Answer: The Presidential Seal.
#3: What did the rug say to the floor?
Answer: Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.
#4: What did the necktie say to the hat?
Answer: You go ahead, I’ll hang around for a while.
#5: If a long dress is an evening wear, What is a suit of armor?
Answer: Silverwear.
#6: What bird can lift the most?
Answer: A crane.
#7: what can you hold without ever touching it?
Answer: a conversation.
#8: What clothes does a house wear?
Answer: Address.
Thank You!
Happy End of July!
These were fun to read! Thanks for sharing them!
-Weasel
heheheh…. nice ones, these! Very witty!!
Loved the last one the most!!
Good work Ji, to keep our weekends cheery
That made my day!
Pleasant, Nice!
Cheers!
very funny ji xxxx
So funny…to brighten my Sunday morning like only you can!! Thanks my friend and have a fabulous weekend xx
So fun reading this
Thank for sharing :3~ It brighter up my Sunday with my tight schedule on my final year project 
Happy weekend to you, Jingle!
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Thanks for the laughs!
OMG JI!!!
This is the HEIGHT OF JOBLESSNESS
but lol.. fun
This was so much fun! Thank you for brightening up my weekend Jingle
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that was such a sweet post jingle ! thanks for the wish happy end of July to you too
awesome. absolutely fabulous
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You ALWAYS brighten the day, Ji, no matter what you do.
This is a delight.
unbeatable humor.